If he were alive today, we may find him wearing spectacles while on a virtual battlefield of Russian hackers. Or, perhaps we could find him fighting the good fight as a public defender, taking a knee for white on black crime, or working in a shelter for runaway youth. Indeed, St. Expedite is a saint of the people whose patronage has expanded with time and adapted to the ever-changing social climate, making him ever so relevant among computer programmers,
sorcerers, and social justice warriors, alike.
There is a lot of the same ole same ole on the internet about St. Expedite. Nearly everything published does not go into working with him in a magickal context beyond the basics. In my course, you will learn a lot of things you have not ever seen before or heard of before - the nitty gritty, as it were.
If you have tried working with him before without success, there are a number of tweaks or hacks you can do to change that. It's not your fault, it's just that you don't know enough to get him to respond. I will teach you how to work with him using what you have within your means.
Did you know, for example, that St Expedite is dubbed the saint of many colors by old timers? While it is common practice to use red, green and yellow candles with him, you can actually use most any color. Why? Because saints' colors typically correspond to their iconography. Thus, St. Anthony, who wears a brown robe, is conjured with brown candles. St Jude, who wears green, is petitioned with green candles. And just look at the image here of St. Expedite. Look
at all the colors! Red, blue, yellow, orange, white and more depending on the icon referenced. There is even an old spell using blue and pink candles for true love!
Aside from the practical information you will learn about him, you will also learn he is somewhat quirky. Some say he is lazy. I don't think he is lazy at all, but I think he gets tired from all the petitioning people do of him! No, he will answer most petitions with the right ritual activity. He will make you work for it sometimes, depending on the nature of your petition. Some folks want him to bring them $10,000.00 just by burning a candle, then they get
upset when he doesn't deliver $10,000.00 cash on a silver platter to their front door. There is a degree of specificity that goes along with petitioning him, and if your petitions are too broad, he will answer however he sees fit. Or, he may not answer if your petition is unrealistic. For example, where is that $10,000.00 supposed to come from if you work a job that pays $15 an hour? There are ways to word petitions that will see them to fruition. There are also other saints you can work with in
tandem with St Expedite to get the results you seek. You just have to have the right information.
I've got the tea on St. Expedite, and I am ready to spill it in this course. I go over things in my book, but there are other things I have not published in any book that you will learn. So if you really want to learn how to successfully petition St. Expedite, then you simply must sign up for my course. You will receive a signed copy of The Conjurer's Guide to St. Expedite and a copy of A Saint Expedite Formulary. Taking this class is the only way you can get a
copy of the formulary at present (or if you are a Conjure Club member year 2, you get a version of it).
Time is of the essence. Class starts Wednesday January 15, 2020. Don't delay! Sign up today - HODIE!
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