Welcome to a world of word play, puns, mystery and legends, from the year 303 to the present, from Italy to France, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, the Philippines and finally, New Orleans, Louisiana. Welcome to the cult of devotion for the Minute Saint, whose past obscurity is replaced in special circles with near celebrity. Welcome to the world of St. Expedite!
He’s on the fringe of Catholicism, the “black sheep” of the saintly family; though, not through any fault of his own. Even as he is accused of being a novelty, a joke, and a mistake, even as he has suffered decanonization by the pope and decapitation by tempestuous followers, St. Expedite continues to work his miracles with expediency unlike any other saint. He is loyal to his
devotees and they are loyal to him. He dispenses faith, hope and charity along with prosperity, work and justice all in one tight little bundle, wherever and however you need it. And, he will help near about anyone. Catholics, nonCatholics, pagans, rootworkers, Haitian Vodouisants and New Orleans Voudouists—really, anyone who petitions him with a sincere heart and the promise of a piece of pound cake (Sara Lee, preferably), he will come to their aid. Just be sure to let the world know how great
he is when he comes through for you—that’s about the only caveat.
St. Expedite is arguably the most effective unofficial saint of urban legend ever to have been discovered. For a variety of reasons, the Roman Catholic Church will not officially recognize St. Expedite; but, at the same time, they won’t discount him either. That’s because
he’s just too damned popular. And, according to his devotees, he’s just that damned good.
If you ever wanted to learn more about this wonderful saint, now is your chance! I am adding new students to the next class now! From February 15 to 21, I will be adding folks who sign up so be sure
to get in while you can!
